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Snaking

I: J please stop snaking while I’m watching TV
J: Ok
by Ace the simp March 23, 2023
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Snaking the Charmer

"Snaking the Charmer" is an addendum to the Palma Sutra, the ancient vedic discourse on self-pleasure. To Snake the Charmer coil your cobra in the basket and mesmerize her with the song of your skin flute.
...and Maliha exclaimed, "Lo, behold! For the beast has turned its song upon the player...he is Snaking the Charmer!"
by boatbutter March 27, 2008
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Rattle snaking

Rattle snaking is the art in which someone sticks their tongue in the partners asshole then the partner whose asshole is being licked farts on the others tongue making a rattle snake action with the tongue
Last night I went rattle snaking with this girl I met at the bar I could taste her fart on my tongue it tasted like ketchup and onions
by D-Zeus April 16, 2017
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Ankle sharking

When a cat (or other pet) stalks or winds around your ankles, weaving in and out, often brushing against your legs with its body and tail. Used as a compound verb. Also see the noun form: ankle shark.
Muffin's ankle sharking always ramps up when we sit down to dinner.
by JpodNi February 6, 2020
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Swedish Snorkling

The act where a male individual throws himself on his back, preferably on a lovely, lush, green meadow, and start to blow himself.
Look at Johnny. He has gone swedish snorkling.
by wickedwoollywilly May 25, 2020
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slacking snacking

Eating while procrastinating, or eating for the purpose of procrastination.
Someone slacking snacking may or may not actually be hungry.
My mom ate a sandwich, made brownies, and now's she's eating the leftover pizza... she's totally slacking snacking so she doesn't have to do her work.
by Beau Soir October 25, 2010
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Flat Sparkling Water Paradox

The Flat Sparkling Water Paradox is a VERY well known hypothesis that the only true way to describe sparkling water is by describing it as flat water.

Which some people would just say is still water but they would in fact be incorrect. This is because despite the flat taste of sparkling water, it is still carbonated, therefore, meaning it is still sparkling water.

So as a result of this carbonated beverage tasting flat we come to the understanding that this is indeed the Flat Sparkling Water Paradox.
Friend 1: This sparkling water tastes awful, it just tastes like flat water.

Friend 2: That makes no sense but also hundreds of sense at the same time.

Friend 1: Wow that sounds like some real Flat Sparkling Water Paradox
by SparklingWaterResearcher May 16, 2022
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