snailtrail

secretion or wetness found in the panties of women when they are horny.

stop lusting after him for goodness sake your gonna give yourself a snailtrail!!!

by jed and deb August 21, 2005

Snail mail

Tax funded delivery of trash to your apartment daily, except on Sundays and certain holidays, all year long.

My recycle bin is full of snail mail.

by SDLynn May 5, 2017

snail mail facial

When you ejaculate into a container and mail it to the recipient who then pours it on their face.

Gave that bitch a snail mail facial last week.

by Hngrdngr October 13, 2014

snailtrail

When you have to start slow and line up the butthole with precum. Once the snailtrail is made one can go ham and make the shit ground beef

I started slow, once I got my snailtrail made I got after that shit like a John Deere in full wheel drive

by FattttttJ September 13, 2019

SnailTrail

the trail of slime that fucked up pieces of shit people leave behind

He was such a piece of evil sht he left a snailtrail everywhere he went !

by str8lace September 21, 2020

Snailemail

email contact access with a person that does not have broadband internet. in which you cannot send them anything worthwhile watching and it may take them ages to respond to your email because their service is so painfully slow they dont bother using it much.

" dont bother sending any of that good porn to bob, he's on snailemail"

or

"it might just be quicker to ring up bob on the phone and tell him, as hes got snailemail"

by kermitgreen May 9, 2009

snailtrail

Traceable path in location of snailmail

The long lost letter was recovered after avidly having followed a snailtrail.

by Hercolena Oliver December 30, 2008