snail tracks

When performing a lap dance, strippers will rubb there clitoris on the customer's pants. During this process the stripper will become aroused and her natural sex lubricants will seep out of her vagina onto the recipiant of the lap dance.

After a couple of minutes the natural vaginal lubricant that seeped out onto the customers pants will dry and get crusty thus leaving a "snail track" down the patron's pants.

DoocheBag 1: Where is the nearest dry cleaners?
DoocheBag 2: What for?
DoocheBag 1: I got a lap dance last night and that horny skank left snail tracks on my best pants.
DoocheBag 2: sweet! huh huh, huh huh

by JayC2008 August 21, 2008

Snail Tracks

When a man has semen traces in his underwear.

Simon: why the fuck do you have your hand down your pants?
Esben: I saw a magnificent porn movie just before you came over, I didn't get to whipe my dick that well, so now my underpants are loaded with snail tracks!

.:Bjerre word:.

by SmnBjerre December 2, 2009

Snail Tracks

Streaks on a man's sheets or comforter left by the gooey secretions of a female's vaginal lips from the previous night's sexual encounter.

Sorry I'm late for brunch I had to clean her snail tracks off my sheets.

by kikdcat July 17, 2016

brown snail tracks

when a woman or man drags their anal opening down your tie, and leaves a brown track.

damn Dylan, you should have seen the brown snail tracks Sheila left on my tie the other day!!

by penelopy December 14, 2007