snail tracking is a sexual activity in which a girl passes her pussy over a guys face and leaves a trace of slime. pretty much everyday thing but a nice new name for it though...
by jogurtek September 12, 2008
Snail tracks refers to the natural lubrication of the vagina when a woman is excited. A snail leaves a slime track, and this is attributed to a woman who is horny and sitting down.
by Bizob February 10, 2003
Dudee! You still blowing your nose like a child! You got a Snail Track on your mustache! Nasty!!! Looks like a snail crawled across your upper lip!
by talk2me-JCH2 April 9, 2021
by larson18 November 25, 2007
Smearing vagina juice on the face of someone. The female version of tea bag, except more wet and insulting.
Jenna just snail tracked Jim in the face while he was sleeping. She also had a yeast infection! Damn, Jim just got owned.
by Ragnarokx September 12, 2008
When performing a lap dance, strippers will rubb there clitoris on the customer's pants. During this process the stripper will become aroused and her natural sex lubricants will seep out of her vagina onto the recipiant of the lap dance.
After a couple of minutes the natural vaginal lubricant that seeped out onto the customers pants will dry and get crusty thus leaving a "snail track" down the patron's pants.
After a couple of minutes the natural vaginal lubricant that seeped out onto the customers pants will dry and get crusty thus leaving a "snail track" down the patron's pants.
DoocheBag 1: Where is the nearest dry cleaners?
DoocheBag 2: What for?
DoocheBag 1: I got a lap dance last night and that horny skank left snail tracks on my best pants.
DoocheBag 2: sweet! huh huh, huh huh
DoocheBag 2: What for?
DoocheBag 1: I got a lap dance last night and that horny skank left snail tracks on my best pants.
DoocheBag 2: sweet! huh huh, huh huh
by JayC2008 July 27, 2008
Simon: why the fuck do you have your hand down your pants?
Esben: I saw a magnificent porn movie just before you came over, I didn't get to whipe my dick that well, so now my underpants are loaded with snail tracks!
.:Bjerre word:.
Esben: I saw a magnificent porn movie just before you came over, I didn't get to whipe my dick that well, so now my underpants are loaded with snail tracks!
.:Bjerre word:.
by SmnBjerre December 2, 2009