Smushed pickle

Extremely inebriated, mushed mouthed from achohol abuse causing one to be an aggressive shit kid. Lowered inhibitions..

Wow! Destiny was a smushed pickle last night..

by Jimmbosliggity May 19, 2019

smushed zoey

she’s SO ANNOYING AND SMUSHED. why can’t she swim literally get her out of here rn she reeks like cheddar

Smushed Zoey is small and smushed in the floor

by Poopy in my bum April 3, 2020

smushed bananas

something thats bad, stupid, or something you dislike

teacher: today we are having a pop quiz
student: thats smushed bananas

by jollyjee April 4, 2011

Smushed pepperonis

When you stand on a girls titties with your heels and pee in her nostrils.

Me and drew did smushed pepperonis last night.

by Drew is my daddy June 7, 2018

A clear bag of smashed assholes

Very bad, Very foul. Something that one would generally not wish to see. What's worse than A bag of smashed assholes? A clear bag of them. To increase the level of effect a weight is sometimes given, such as 5 Lb. bag or 10 Lb. bag.

Usually used to describe how one feels. Particularly after a night of drunken debauchery.

"Did you guys see Joe come into work this morning? He looked like a clear bag of smashed assholes".

by Jumpingrat September 5, 2008

smashed up vag

A smashed up vag is a vagina that has been so overused through continuous sex with lots of different men, and also self gratification with the big end of a wine bottle that it is now so slack it resembles the foot hole of a Wellington boot.

Kelly spread her legs in anticipation of receiving yet another drilling from a srange gentleman she met in the pub.
However after taking one look at the extremely well used female genitalia that awaited him his erectiion vanished instantly.

I'm not going near that smashed up vag he declared, ive seen less wrinkles on a dried up prune.

by gibbo317 June 6, 2014

smashed balls

Ouch... That feeling when you got your groin kicked or hit REALLY hard

Yo you got smashed balls. You alright?

by Y u? November 9, 2013