Smurgeon

(SMUR-jin) Noun. An ultra-tight vagina or rectum that has yet to be penetrated by anything (i.e. Penis, Vibrator, Finger, etc.). So tight and, "Unopened" that it may cause discomfort for both parties: The, "Pitcher" and the, "Catcher."

For antonym, see: "Crupple."

John: Are you okay from last night?
Erin: Yeah, I am okay now but that hurt.
John: I thought you didn't have a smurgeon.
(Later In The Day)
Tyler: So did you get some?
John: Heck yes!
Tyler: Does she have a smurgeon?
John: Not anymore hahahah.
Tyler: Thanks for painting that mental picture in my mind.

by Miss I'm proud of my smurgeon March 12, 2008

Smurged

Sneaking up the line of cars and merging into traffic.

Did he do what I thought he did? Yup, he smurged up in that lane.

by SuperTrucker22 May 20, 2018

Smurgleflurfin

Smur·gle·flur·fin

Using an octopi such as a octopus, squid, or cuddle fish as a hat or a back pack while sucking on the tentacle of the octopi.

1. It's a great day go to go smurgleflurfin!

2. I wish we had a octopus so we could go smurgleflurfin,

3. If we go smurgleflurfin do you want to come?

by FR0ST513 May 17, 2009

Smurgling

The noise that a close-by speaker makes when a mobile phone is about to receive either an incoming call or a text message.

Tromboner was sat minding his own business when the speaker began smurgling. He glanced across to see what delights his mobile phone would bring.

by RollOnFriday March 4, 2008

smurgle burg

The act of eating out after your done with her vagina and cum is dripping everywhere.... so your slurp it up and spit it back into her.

"hey Shane i heard when your condom broke, Carli asked you to smurlge burg it all back in...."~Jonas
"hey fuck you Jonas!"~Shane

by jonas January 20, 2004

smurgling

When one makes his woman partner gag on his penis by giving it to her too dam hard.

I SMURGLED that fine bitch soo hard she gaged like a leper

by Mr C. June 28, 2004

smurgle

Apparently when a cat drools its called "Smurgling" not drooling, it seems cats dont want to be associated with anything have to do with dogs.

This stupid cat smurgeled all over

by Chris Milnox January 23, 2003