Smurfin it

To suffer from blue balls.

"Damn man, Jason ain't had sex in weeks."
"Aww dude he must be smurfin it bad."
"Yeah, he needs to start beatin his meat."

by skizzle mcnizzle November 12, 2006

Smurfin

When someone (male or female) decides to give blowies behind the dumpster for 50% off

Dude I was back behind Jimmy's Bar and saw Brad was smurfin everyone back there.

by jfs912 February 17, 2019

smurfin'

Adj. - Cool, awesome, rad,

Dude, that's so smurfin'.

by Papa Smurf AxC September 13, 2005

Smurfin the Gherkin

When a lady (smurfette) gives a guy a blow job with such enthusiasm she goes blue in the face due to holding her breath/being unable to breath.

Dude, she was so good at blow jobs she never came up for air, she's ace at smurfin the gherkin!

by ireallyshouldknowbetterbynow March 21, 2012

doofin smurfin

The word to want to commit die but in a more light way.

I wanna doofin smurfin rn

by bobbiemcdylan June 24, 2024

Smurfin

A married bald man that is smoking hot

Man girl did you see her dad he was smurfin

by June 16, 2021

Smurfin'

Being very good looking

Wow she's smurfin'

by Xila-Ecellig Noryb-Htur December 21, 2010