Someone who sniffs things, particularly dirty or unpleasant things such as a freshly used cycling seat at the gym
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Get the Snurcher mug.A famous gangster rapper that is known for songs like "I EAT TOOTHPASTE", "Creepy", and more. Sourche also has a youtube channel to post comedy.
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Get the smurch mug.Similar to "murphed", but even more egregious. In Heroes Charge, when one plunders an opponent's War Hall and collects more than 75,000 lumber, 75,000 ore and 15,000 mercury.
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Get the Smurch mug.When two people come together butt to butt in a scissoring or tribbing formation, and simultaneously shit; there by creating a hot chili dog mess.
Joi: Hey, I have to poop.
Zach: So do I, do you want to smuche and then waffle stomp it down the drain?
Joi: Keke meow!
Zach: Cool, I'll donkey punch you later.
Joi: Erm
Zach: So do I, do you want to smuche and then waffle stomp it down the drain?
Joi: Keke meow!
Zach: Cool, I'll donkey punch you later.
Joi: Erm
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Smuchness is how amazing, wonderful, smart, loving, caring, understanding, etc a person is.
So, the smuchest person ever is the person who exemplifies these characteristics the most.
Smuchness is how amazing, wonderful, smart, loving, caring, understanding, etc a person is.
So, the smuchest person ever is the person who exemplifies these characteristics the most.
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