smootie

1. a fart (pootie) that leaves a smear on your underwear.

Sorry I left early - I had a smootie after eating that Indian Food and had to change my drawers.

by Farbe January 10, 2009

Smooty

When your mother thinks you are quite the cute little guy!

Did you see my Hooty? He’s such a sweety Smooty!

by Papazpizza2 March 1, 2024

smooties

to kiss the neck and up behind the ear vigorously

i gave my wife smooties and she giggled

by Assmanager October 5, 2021

Sweety smooty

When your granny thinks you’re just the cute little stuff!

My little Hooty Pooty is such a Sweety Smooty!

by Papazpizza2 February 20, 2024

Smootie

Smootie - noun- combination of a smoothie and fruit.

Jan would like to buy a smootie before she goes to work.

by Mariposa170 October 27, 2025

smootie

A toxic drink using only the most exclusive items for example a shoe. It’s texture is similar to ice cream.

i just made a bussin bussin smootie but the problem is it was so thick because of all the ingredients and broke the machine.

by Mrchunks July 27, 2021

smooties

to vigorously kiss the neck and up behind the ear to give your partner a giggle and good chills

i gave my woman smooties and she couldnt help but wiggle around

by Assmanager September 21, 2021