The moment immediately prior to putting the mack down where one attempts to perfect ones appearance in a subtle manner. Such as pressing ones clothing flat to remove the wrinkles, or adjusting ones hair.
ELAINE: Oh.. I got denim vest checking me out.Fake phone number's coming out tonight.
JERRY: You have a standard fake?
ELAINE: Mm-hmm.
JERRY: .That's neat... *walks away*
ELAINE:No, please! Denim vest! He's smoothing it! Jerry! God!
JERRY: You have a standard fake?
ELAINE: Mm-hmm.
JERRY: .That's neat... *walks away*
ELAINE:No, please! Denim vest! He's smoothing it! Jerry! God!
by blacklung4 June 10, 2011
Get the smoothing it mug.When you act like an idiot and somebody gets irrationally angry about it. The more irrationally angry, the smoother the shark.
For instance:
Man 1: "2+2 = 5"
Man 2: "You are such a fucking moron, you absolute buffoon. How can you be such an idiotic dumbass? What a fool you must be. I feel ashamed even reading this absolute failure of "math" you've disgraced this planet with. Go to hell"
For instance:
Man 1: "2+2 = 5"
Man 2: "You are such a fucking moron, you absolute buffoon. How can you be such an idiotic dumbass? What a fool you must be. I feel ashamed even reading this absolute failure of "math" you've disgraced this planet with. Go to hell"
Dude, shark smoothing is so fun! I shark smoothed a guy yesterday so hard his eyes were red from the frustration, and he was drenched in sweat.
by Maximus78675 May 7, 2021
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When you go into a bar or club, apply superglue to where the jukebox is plugged into the wall, wait 5 mins, then max out the jukebox on continuous plays of the Rob Thomas + Santana classic collab 'Smooth' and then wait or scram depending on bravery.
Can also apply to playing the song repeatedly or DJing the song in such a way as one copy of the song is scratched in / beatmatched with another copy of the same song. The more inappropriate the social setting, the more successful the smoothing.
Can also apply to playing the song repeatedly or DJing the song in such a way as one copy of the song is scratched in / beatmatched with another copy of the same song. The more inappropriate the social setting, the more successful the smoothing.
by musicfan888888888 June 29, 2011
Get the smoothing mug.Like a mattress party (euthanasia via a family mattress pile-on), only in the olde-English/Irish times.
Usually when food is scarce and a older relative is still hanging around, healthily consuming valuable resources.
Usually when food is scarce and a older relative is still hanging around, healthily consuming valuable resources.
"If grandma is still eating all those potatoes through spring, we'll have to get the relos in for a smothering, what-ho!"
by Real Deal Bill McNeil January 3, 2017
Get the a smothering mug.The maneuver of introducing yourself to a lady by rubbing her back gently (in a smoothing motion) while she is engaged into sexual relations with another person, in hope of obtaining an invitation into the sexual activity.
by Tcassius October 1, 2010
Get the Smoothing the butter mug."My parents love going to the wilderness, but only if they're smoothing it." (i.e. they stay in a five-star mountain region hotel and hire a Swiss guide.)
by Susan Macaluso January 12, 2007
Get the smoothing it mug.A sex technique where a male shoves his head in his gf's boobs (....and gets less O2 by this), and hums.
by hytham_hammer October 29, 2006
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