i'm crazy, look at me: "smoof! smoof! bulawaga!"
by Splad July 11, 2003
The rare occurence when a fart's path is anally blocked, and must resort to exiting the body via pee-hole. Similar to a queef.
That smoof smelled like ass.
by Zanzarella May 16, 2003
by I wonder who.......... December 15, 2007
1. n. dog nose juice, esp. on clean pants or car window
2. v. to transfer fluid from a dog's nose onto something or someone
2. v. to transfer fluid from a dog's nose onto something or someone
by liberate cannabis March 18, 2005
when your bias is being so adorable that instead of feeling shooketh or quaking you feel smoofed with love and softness
by Riyeori March 05, 2019
by Mus 1Dollar February 23, 2013
Last night me and kristine were getting down and dirty but then she decided to go smoofing, and i aint fuckin that bitch again.
by Uananinominious April 11, 2006