As you are receiving a blowjob from your partner/girl you just met, you must be smoking a cigar, and just as you are about to climax,blow smoke into her eyes so she is blinded!! and then ejaculate into her face, making her blind for a second time !!
by TheMightyBeef August 31, 2012
when you are in a public bathroom and are pushing out the last few drops of pee and you accidently push out a high pitched stinkey little fart.
by nortington the third August 24, 2009
When a dude ejaculates into a female specimens' orbital sockets, he begins to viciously slap her in the face, impairing her vision due to newly acquired combination of concussion like symptoms and the jizz in her head.
Dude: Wanna have some Smoke Screen Intercourse?
Girl: Um...Won't that hurt my eyes?
Dude: Don't worry, more than your eyes will hurt.
Girl: Oooo kinky...I like it.
Girl: Um...Won't that hurt my eyes?
Dude: Don't worry, more than your eyes will hurt.
Girl: Oooo kinky...I like it.
by Naveed Mosca June 11, 2018
The act of blowing vape smoke up a human rectum just before flatulence. After the smoke is dispersed by the flatulence...stick your dick in
by Dirty smoke screen March 28, 2018
The act of ejaculating in the face and or eyes of a sexually partner before leaving the area well they clean up the mess and cannot see you
by BigPidg October 27, 2019