Snoistulating

Snoistulating comes from a combination of the words snuggling, moist, and stimulating. It is a type of snuggling that is so sexually stimulating that you can't help but get wet (aka moist).

Bill - "So where were you last night? You never showed at the party!"
Ted - "I was over at Sandra's snoistulating. That girl sure likes my snuggling! I had her so aroused."

by Snugglebug January 22, 2009

shmoisted

Wastedly moist and shittily drunk. When a girl is drunk and is feeling a little moist. This mostly happens on a camping trip. The most "fun and sexual camping trip" drunk you can possibly get. Most effective with marshmallows.

She is so shmoisted. Get a shot glass and a condom. Make sure there are no kids around!

by silly lily! July 30, 2010

Shoist

An adjective that describes a female who isn’t your first choice, but isn’t too ugly to not fuck.A girl that isn’t a slut, because she’s uglier than normal, but isn’t an abomination.She’s an average, decent girl with no personality just to be used for sexual gain.

If that girl isn’t shoist, I’m not making her moist.

Person 1: Bianca isn’t hot, but I’m still fuckin’.
Person 2: Yeah she’s pretty shoist, so I don’t blame you.

by Sappy Simpson June 7, 2018

Swoist

Adjective:
The physical or metaphoric description of something being sweaty and moist; An exaggeration of either term, often characterised by its presence during a nerve-racking situation.

This putt will win him the tournament. If this doesn't give him swoist balls, nothing will.

Verb use:
This putt will swoisten his balls.

by MankHarvin May 1, 2021

smoish

an onomatopoeia; the female equivalent of fapping.

"Where's Sarah?"

"She's in the bathroom smoishing to Brad Pitt"

by Andy Hall February 21, 2005

Smister

An affectionate nickname for my sister

I love my smister.

My smister is the best.

by >^..^< May 5, 2009

smoast

a smore, but you use toast instead of gram crackers

lets have smoast for dessert

by betrayer boi September 5, 2009