Snoistulating comes from a combination of the words snuggling, moist, and stimulating. It is a type of snuggling that is so sexually stimulating that you can't help but get wet (aka moist).
Bill - "So where were you last night? You never showed at the party!"
Ted - "I was over at Sandra's snoistulating. That girl sure likes my snuggling! I had her so aroused."
Ted - "I was over at Sandra's snoistulating. That girl sure likes my snuggling! I had her so aroused."
by Snugglebug January 22, 2009
Get the Snoistulating mug.Wastedly moist and shittily drunk. When a girl is drunk and is feeling a little moist. This mostly happens on a camping trip. The most "fun and sexual camping trip" drunk you can possibly get. Most effective with marshmallows.
by silly lily! July 30, 2010
Get the shmoisted mug.An adjective that describes a female who isn’t your first choice, but isn’t too ugly to not fuck.A girl that isn’t a slut, because she’s uglier than normal, but isn’t an abomination.She’s an average, decent girl with no personality just to be used for sexual gain.
If that girl isn’t shoist, I’m not making her moist.
Person 1: Bianca isn’t hot, but I’m still fuckin’.
Person 2: Yeah she’s pretty shoist, so I don’t blame you.
Person 1: Bianca isn’t hot, but I’m still fuckin’.
Person 2: Yeah she’s pretty shoist, so I don’t blame you.
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The physical or metaphoric description of something being sweaty and moist; An exaggeration of either term, often characterised by its presence during a nerve-racking situation.
The physical or metaphoric description of something being sweaty and moist; An exaggeration of either term, often characterised by its presence during a nerve-racking situation.
This putt will win him the tournament. If this doesn't give him swoist balls, nothing will.
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This putt will swoisten his balls.
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This putt will swoisten his balls.
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