smoilers

When two boys fuck eachother so hard they kill their own mothers

The smoilers were heartless, they should be in concentration camps.

by PleaseDieAlready69 June 1, 2017

80's mobile

Taken from the position one assumes whilst pinning the telephone to their ear with their shoulder in order to have both hands free. The male places his penis upon the female shoulder, she then assumes the position and the male proceeds to make fuck with the neck/shoulder region. This can be achieved from in front or behind, or even both simultaneously.

"With the creation of the 80's mobile one more dick can always be added to the gang bang"

by southwest.strangla September 19, 2011

Smoblender

To deceive in a douchely way.

My ex-girlfriend smoblendered me.

by Keltondlg August 1, 2010

SOMOBILE

Also referred to as a SOCAR. A SOMOBILE is the wreckage of a SOCAR. A SOMOBILE is usually seen engulfed in flames.

The SOMOBILE was set alight by the SOBOMB. That SOCAR will never be driven again...

by Bouyphe September 19, 2021

Shmobile

Shitting while moving

"Jerry Shmobiled across the street"

by MidasLuther October 25, 2023

smoiled

soiled + moldy = smoiled

- I don't want a used rug that would potentially be smoiled. Maybe I'll just but a new one.

- Free and reused rugs are great - you just have to do the proper investigation.

by Catvosationalism April 13, 2024

The 70's-mobile

Any bus used by hipsters in 1970's America.

My mom drove The 70's-mobile cross-country.

by Ereck Flowers August 12, 2017