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Selfy

To use ones own reflection as a masturbatory aide.

A narcissistic act of self-abuse.
"I was so angry with the world I went home and had a selfy."
by Mr Weaven February 19, 2010
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Selfy Welfy

A guy who is obsessed with Starcraft and Call of Duty. He loves the Florida State Seminoles and has a pet tiger named Howard.
Selfy Welfy says biyahhh!!
by SEEEEELF April 20, 2011
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smfyoyo

a way of saying goodbye to someone that you are not endeared to. originally was a term used in WW2 (no i was not born then). It translates to:

Sayonara mother fucker... you're on your own!!!

Can picture Arnold or Bruce saying it while holding an Uzi?
the last words to an ex lover if breaking up by SMS.

"see you soon hon...smfyoyo..."

can also be changed to Spam mother fucker... you're on your own!!! if you suspect the possibility of stalking by email.
by LBelleG January 9, 2008
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selfy-steam

An expensive latte coffee bought to make a person feel better about their suckish life.
Kate and Lydia took me to Starbucks for a selfy-steam to cheer me up after my boyfriend dumped me.
by starkravingmadMommy November 21, 2010
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slmfyoyo

Oh, you don't wanna hear me out? SLMFYOYO!
by KiwiSplasher April 8, 2015
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selfy

when a person most likey a girl or lg takes a picture of themselves with a camera most likey with the name tara.

it is also posssible to put the timer on and run and pose like tara does classic grossy.
wow u see that selfy on taras camera? what one theres hundreds hahaha
by jababy baby June 1, 2010
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selfy timer

when a person puts the timer on the camera and runs to pose for the picture. this person is most likely to be gay or just really lg.
hey look over there taras taking another selfy timer. classssssiiccc loserrr, but hmm her moms in it so that makes everything alright,
by howdy hoe June 1, 2010
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