smirxting

During a texting conversation full of flirtatious banter where the recipient cannot help but to smirk while reading or responding.

Who is Jane texting?
Her new boyfriend, Ted.

I can tell..she's been smirxting the whole time.

by Amelia B. Cognitive March 15, 2011

wet smirch

A wet smirch is when someone is put in a world of pain. No one ever wants to be in wet smirch.

Donald trump put Hilary Clinton into wet smirch. 9/10 people have experienced wet smirch.

by max rodgers January 24, 2017

smirr

A word in Scots meaning a mist-like precipitation. It is deceptive in that it is such a soft rain, but it coats very evenly and very quickly leaves one drenched.

There's been smirr all day; I was out for just a few and I'm drenched to the bone.

by Adam Smith III May 4, 2007

Yeeyah Smirns

When something goes right for someone, specifically the boys

Person 1: "I just had a threesome!"

Person 2: "YEEYAH SMIRNS"

by Jakeburns 21 November 18, 2020

Smirnoff Sunday

A Smirnoff Sunday is a drinking session with your best mates usually taking place in university halls. Historically the sesh would only take place on a Sunday, however, through the years it’s evolved to occur on any day of the week! Large quantities of Smirnoff vodka are consumed, many drinking games are played and attire is usually pj’s or sweatpants.

Steamer 1: Hey chick, you game for a Smirnoff Sunday?

Steamer 2: Lets fucking do it, I’ll bring the vodka!!

by Mr Pillows June 24, 2018

smirkoo

When the mungoo chungoos the tanadagoo and then he triple quadsects the The referendom bisects the interlude of the trisector which in turns gives an output quadrilateral trisecting the already trisected bisector and the root of the exponent trisects and is mirrored and transversed across the coordingate plain in turn making the Mara Ganera Sauce.

That dude is like a smirkoo

by This and a that February 20, 2021

Yakov Smirnoff

Late Cold War-era comedian popular for the "In Soviet Russia" jokes.

"Yakov Smirnoff is now 54 as this word is defined."
-me

"In America, you watch television. In Soviet Russia, television watches you!"
-Yakov Smirnoff

by Dave January 6, 2005