Smiley

Possum. (usually dead)

"That there's a smiley" (points to possum, usually dead on the side of the road, smiling)

by Chadfish July 4, 2010

Smiley

To forcefully hump or grind someone so hard that they either smile or recite chemistry equations. Normally done by extremely old teachers.

Teacher: "I smiley'd this chick so hard last night she broke her back"

Student: "Wtf?! When?"

Teacher: "Homecoming: I went hard."

Teacher: "Hah, get it? Hard."

by Richie_B October 20, 2014

smiley

a bandanna with a master lock tied to the end.

Dude this kid brought a smiley in the pit.

by gdawd March 26, 2007

smiley

Cutting someone from the edge of their lips to their cheekbones, and forcing their mouth open, as opposed to the other definitions added here, which actually describe curbing

He said; "Give him a smiley"

by Cakeslob July 19, 2006

Smiley

Forcing a person to bite the sidewalk, as you kick the back of their head. Resulting in a toothless mouth.
See American History X

Edward Norton (AHX) displays the smiley:
"Bite the curb!"

by Hoonty April 23, 2006

smiley

The mark left on a person's body after being assaulted with a padlock in a sock.

Dude, I gave that bitch hella smileys.

by diacetylmorphine July 15, 2008

Smiley

The most bad ass/awesome/badawesome last name that exsist and will ever exsist in the history of forever. The man who ever bears the crest of the Smiley is gifted with, women who are willing to give up themselfs to them just for the name. Women who bear the name shall make their grooms give up their name.

Some must earn their awesomeness, but Smiley's are born awesome!

by pizzaman777 June 10, 2010