Smiley

To forcefully hump or grind someone so hard that they either smile or recite chemistry equations. Normally done by extremely old teachers.

Teacher: "I smiley'd this chick so hard last night she broke her back"

Student: "Wtf?! When?"

Teacher: "Homecoming: I went hard."

Teacher: "Hah, get it? Hard."

by Richie_B October 20, 2014