milestoned

When you smoke pot on a day that is a milestone in your life such as a 20th birthday.

(While High) Dude, your 20 on Dec. 10 in the year 2010..milestoneddd

by eschh December 13, 2010

Smilezoned

When you approach a member of the opposite sex to ask them out and they respond with a pitying smile.

Robert confidently approached the blonde at the bar and offered to buy her a drink. She briefly turned to him, gave a pitying smile, then turned away as if nothing had happened. Robert, visibly deflated, slunk back to his friends. One turned to him sympathetically and said, 'Smilezoned again?' A dejected Robert nodded pathetically, then wept into his cheap off-brand vodka and cola.

by SMZ June 3, 2013

Smileybones

Mascot of the U.K. based band the Wildhearts. Appears on the front cover of the 'Don't Be Happy, Just Worry' c.d. from 1992.

The Smileybones banner looked fantastic as the backdrop at the concert.

by Dogdrillr August 30, 2009

Smallstones

One who thinks highly of himself when obviously he is not. He may also try to fit in and fail.

Wow look at that smallstones i wish i was him... Oh wait NOPE!

by C Phibs May 28, 2010

milestoners

a small group of amazing and tough motherfuckers that stick together, fight crime, and smoke some dope. also they go to McDonald's frequently

dude, let's hook up with the milestoners tonight.

by Milestoner09 January 26, 2014

Grim Milestone

Edgy powers of 10.

As covid-19 spreads rapidly, the numbers infected surpass grim milestones in quick succession.

by Not a fish SamN March 29, 2020

milestone

(n) sex

We had rockin' milestone!

by George W. Fucker November 11, 2003