Smedley

The act of taking a shit, smoking a blunt, and playing halo simultaneously.

person 1: God Damn!
person 2: What?
person 1: I wish i had a bathroom adjacent to my television like Smedley
person 2: FML too

by JoshKatzIsAJew January 21, 2011

Mr. Smedley

Rum and Coke, with a splash of pineapple juice.

Let's head to the bar and order a round of Mr. Smedleys

by coolhandclint December 16, 2014

Smedleytitis

A bacterial infection of the sphincter, caused by excessive pounding. Smedleyitis can spread throughout the colon and in rare cases, manifest itself in the brain, causing retardation.

Symptoms: The affected individual may be extremely slow and will constantly be hungry.

Smedley got smedleytitis from excessive pounding, and now he's retarded.

by Smedley May 18, 2006

SMDLAROS

Acronym for "Suck my dick like a roomba on steroids"; can be used as a replacement for the common phrase, "suck my dick" or "suck it"

When I won the pie-eating contest, I yelled at Billy to SMDLAROS

by Roomba_Of_Pain June 11, 2017

smfhl

Shake my fucking head laughing.

U got on yellow stained underwear damn smfhl!

by AntonFacio November 30, 2010

Seaman Smedlock

The name used to represent all "bad" sailors in the U.S. Navy, especially when you don't want to give away their name or don't remember it.

And then I walked in and found Seaman Smedlock performing a human vacuum on another guy smoking marijuana in the Radar Department.

by QbanSnowman November 16, 2005

Smedley

Slang of US Marine Corps for someone who handles simple jobs for a superior. One working in the role of a butler.

Smedley is a play on words that comes from Smedley Butler, a Marine hero who was a Major General and won two Congressional Medals of Honor.

He was the General’s Smedley with duties that included laying out uniforms and being the General’s driver.

by hayti66#2 April 19, 2011