slutchins

A slang term used to describe a promiscuous, Asian female who engages in unprotected sex with sailors. A slutchins can usually be found at the bar, gulping drinks as if they were the bodily fluids she is used to consuming, while engaging in a courtship dance that involves fist pumping and ass-shaking like a skank on top of the bar. Her nipples tend to fall out of her skanky clothes. At the end of the night, if you live up to her standards, she will reward you by cooking you a feast of pasta and eggs... usually because she's so stoned.

"Wow look at that slutchins... I wonder how many sailors have plugged up those holes."

by seamorebutts March 14, 2009

etch a sketchin'

v: to have to repeatedly flush, in order to remove the drawing that your turd left on the bottom of your porcelan throne.

"Damn... after eatin all those pork ribs n potato salad, I was really etch a sketchin' to hide the poop painting from my shorty."

by Muffington P. Weathersby April 29, 2008

Smitchin

Telling the world about your own questionable behavior.

Worthy of social gossip.

Cannot believe ones self dumb actions

I was "smitchin" on facebook last night .

This is a "smitchnable" situation.

I was a "smitchass" last night.

"Smitch-worthy" Situation = pole dancing in "granny panties"

by redlulubeans September 30, 2018

Sketchenstein

n. A combination of the words sketchy and Frankenstein. A name for someone who exemplifies all that is sketchy and strange. A sketchenstein combines the shifty/shady awkwardness of a creeper with the unnatural shuffling and terrible complexion of the undead. Sketchensteins can commonly be encountered working the late night shift at your local fast-food restaurants.

Guy 1: "Look at that creeper behind the counter! Looks like hes been trippin' for a few months straight!"
Guy 2: "See the way he kinda shuffles around? That's a sketchenstein for sure"

by DougHanson February 26, 2010

sketching

Freaking out, paranoia. Often drug related.
See Dictionary.COM/search?q=Freak%20out

She was sketching so bad,
imagining cops behind every corner,
that she wound up in the psychiatric ward.

by Jeff_Relf September 22, 2005

sketchism

The entire category of various sketchy qualities and actions.

1. Public drunkeness, DUI, DWI, exhibitionism, public nudity, drug dealing.

2. I am sick and tired of Ray and his sketchism. Look at him grope that teenager!

by The SARS Volta August 6, 2005

sketching

the feeling one experiences while coming down from a high brought on by smoking pot or ingesting marijuana-laced confectionary delights

An hour after smoking a bowl, Steve began sketching.

We made special red velevet cake, and 8 hours after eating it, we had hardly begun to sketch.

by harroharro June 17, 2009