Seltzer Baby

A seltzer baby is where you pull your someones pants down and pour/splash sparkling water in someones asscrack "must be non consensual"

"Hey did you hear that Connor totally gave dylon a seltzer baby"

by Mr.buiscuitz September 12, 2021

seltzer

drink that can get flavors that looks liek water but is fizzy

seltzer is carbonated

by I LoVe JaMie =]] February 24, 2008

red hot pussy seltzer

A slang term for squirting as used in the movie The Wedding Ringer

Damn, her red hot pussy seltzer tasted like bacon in the morning

by Chad666 April 29, 2016

Alka-seltzer

Perhaps the best icebreaker ever made. It consists of Taking alka-seltzer, dropping it into a woman's drink, it fizzing, and her asking "is that Roofies?"

You-drop alka-seltzer into cup
Woman- what the fuck did you just roofie me?
You-Pull out alka-seltzer and explain its just that

she might then say something along the lines of "Oh my Gosh that is so funny we should have sex right now"

...your welcome

by TheRuralThesaurus1 October 25, 2010

alka-seltzer

A white tablet devised by Bayer Industries to finally solve the world's pigeon problems. Also known as "pigeon killer".

I gave alka-seltzer to a pigeon and it exploded.

by Rommel Rico August 15, 2006

seltzer-drop

Sinking at least 2 effervescent Alka-Seltzer tablets in carbonated/fizzy seltzer water/club soda/soda water as an old-school hangover relief remedy.

Bob got so loaded last night at the party, I just saw him doing a double seltzer-drop in the break room.

by busterboner August 28, 2009

Seltzerstealer

When out to eat at a restaurant, the person you are with asks the waitress if they charge for seltzer water. Most often a waitress will say yes, but sometimes the waitress doesn't know better and says no.

Customer: "Do you charge for seltzer water?"
Waitress: "Uhhh....ahh! I don't....no!"
Customer: "Great! I'll take thirty."
Manager: "You're such a seltzerstealer. Get the hell out of my restaurant!"

by Mitch__poj February 6, 2010