Smell Check

When a parent hugs you and discretely sniffs for pot, alcohol, etc.

"Ah man this party's the bomb, you wanna smoke with me?"
"Nah bro, my mom always smell checks me when i get home."
"oh. .. Wanna try exploding Dave's cat in the microwave?"
"Yes."

by TotallyNotHighRigntNow January 15, 2015

Smell check

When you secretly sniff you fingers after fingering a girl for the purpose of knowing if it is safe to eat her out or not.

I went down on her, but I made sure I did the smell check first.

by Fluff Nasty March 26, 2009