Banter Sheath

A condom that you keep in your wallet in spite of the fact that you know you already have a girlfriend.

'He's gone to see that bird again'

'He's proper gonna get her up the duff, his Mrs will find out!'

'Don't worry youth he's packing a banter sheath just incase'

by babadobey January 4, 2010

Sheathed Shandy

A handjob received while wearing a condom

Friend A: Hey did Josh smash last night?
Friend B: Nah, he only got a sheathed shandy
Friend: Ooh, poor guy.

by Yuri Gode March 28, 2017

sweatheart

An unfortunate, but common misspelling of the word, "sweetheart".

{instant message conversation}

{Troy}: Good morning sweatheart!

{Lucy} Sweatheart? That's so fucking gross! Fuck you and the horse that rode you in!!! Goodbye asshole, I never want to see you again!

by Telephony January 27, 2018

Smeaton

Smeaton is a town near Creswick. It has a mill (closed), a milkbar (closed), a primary school (closed), and a pub.

Don't go to Smeaton, it's a ghost town.

by registradus December 22, 2014

Todd Smath

To inject trenbolone at an extremely high rate

I was feeling small, so I Todd Smath'd in the bathroom before bed.

by JacksonYo July 11, 2021

sweathogging

The act of persuing and sleeping with a (questionably) attractive obese girl, aka: a sweathog.

Bro, I'm totally going sweathogging tonight: gonna nail me a fatty!

by extra-porndinay November 7, 2010

Sweather

Sweater Weather.
Usually in Fall weather that is perfect for a sweater.

Person one: The air is crisp today.
Person two: Oh yea, it's sweather already.

by Velvet Ribbon Boutique Boston August 30, 2009