smeagol

Fictional character from the renowned story Lord Of The Rings.

by Anonymous March 15, 2003

smeagol

an object/person that persistently tries to insert another object in your asshole

dude that fucking smeagol keeps on trying to stick that pole up my butt!

by mkorm June 5, 2013

smeagol

Apple's codename for MacOS X 10.2.7

Code named Smeagol, this newest Jaguar update will provide compatability for the new machines

by Anonymous October 5, 2003

smeagol

The mystical art of ejaculating while one shits their pants or farts.

Andy got so excited that he smeagoled at the sight of the fireworks in Ocean City.

Kevin had just beaten Andy in a wrestling match, and he smeagoled in honor of his victory.

by Metsfan31 July 8, 2010

Smeagoling

When your woman hops up on your cock on all 4s and rides you like your cock is her most precious.

Dude, my kids walked in while my wife was smeagoling me and she told them we were reenacting a scene from lord of the rings. Sméagol didn’t wear clothes.

by VirgoRising January 10, 2021

Smeagoled

Smeagoled verb.



To be cornered & accosted by a person with a remarkable resemblance to the character Smeagole from the book Lord of the Rings.

Sherly almost made it to her office door when she was smeagoled by her boss Maroon.

by jake rivers July 25, 2007

Smeagolized

When someone smokes crack for way too long and their face begins to shrink from the top and the bottom. The end result looks just like Smeagol.

"Whoa you are one smeagolized crack head! Where are your teeth?!"

by Thats miss Deb to you! February 23, 2008