smeagol

by Anonymous March 16, 2003
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smeagol

an object/person that persistently tries to insert another object in your asshole
dude that fucking smeagol keeps on trying to stick that pole up my butt!
by mkorm June 05, 2013
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smeagol

Apple's codename for MacOS X 10.2.7
Code named Smeagol, this newest Jaguar update will provide compatability for the new machines
by Anonymous October 05, 2003
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smeagol

The mystical art of ejaculating while one shits their pants or farts.
Andy got so excited that he smeagoled at the sight of the fireworks in Ocean City.

Kevin had just beaten Andy in a wrestling match, and he smeagoled in honor of his victory.
by Metsfan31 July 06, 2010
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Smeagoling

When your woman hops up on your cock on all 4s and rides you like your cock is her most precious.
Dude, my kids walked in while my wife was smeagoling me and she told them we were reenacting a scene from lord of the rings. Sméagol didn’t wear clothes.
by VirgoRising January 11, 2021
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Smeagoled

Smeagoled verb.



To be cornered & accosted by a person with a remarkable resemblance to the character Smeagole from the book Lord of the Rings.


Sherly almost made it to her office door when she was smeagoled by her boss Maroon.
by jake rivers June 25, 2007
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Smeagolling

The art of finding people know, but don't know...via social networking sites such as Facebook or MySpace and the like.

The Smeagoller simply uses his/her cunning to find the person they're after.
If you successfully "Smeagol" (find) the person they are said to have been "Smeagolled"
"Remember that girl I pulled the other night? I was smeagolling her on facebook...turns out she's a cheerleader!"

"Jonny smeagolled that chick from the bus"

"Who's the girl that works in the bar on fridays?" "I don't know, why don't you smeagol her ass on facebook later? i think shes friends with Toms mate Harry..."
by Foundation Dave January 08, 2009
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