Smashy mouth

When she doesn't shut up he smacks her in the mouth.

She's talking too much so he says shut up or you'll get the smashy mouth

by anonymous March 30, 2023

Smashy Barrels

The act of smashing an object containing other smaller objects, in order to obtain the smaller objects inside. The object that is smashed is usually a barrel that is made of wood and banded with metal straps. This act is considered by most to be an evil deed. Thus, it may alter one's alignment.

This act is often associated pillage and raping. See "Pirate".

"Want to go Smashy Barrels?", which may be shortened to simply "Smashy Barrels?"

by Jacob P. July 21, 2008

smashy smash

to engage in vigorous sexually activity

John is soooooo cute! I wish we could smashy smash!
Did you see Sarah? I wanna smashy smash that!
If Gabe and I were a couple, we'd smashy smash all day long!
No one likes me, people wouldn't even smashy smash with me...

by Jake Reker January 30, 2018

wet smashy

To take an unbelievably long shower cause you were busy masturbating.

Ross took forever in the shower and left his boys in the kitchen waiting to drink beer with him cause he was going at it hard in the shower giving himself a mean wet smashy

by X3697bo May 31, 2016

smashy face

The facial expression displayed by someone, whether they realize they're doing it or not, after they've had sexual intercourse.

Jessica was showing some serious smashy face after she got home.

by KekMemes December 13, 2016

Smashy Mouth

If you don't shut your mouth I'll smack ur mouth.

OMG. Did he just smashy Mouth her so hard her lips were bleeding

by anonymous March 29, 2023

Smashy Barrels

The act of smashing an object containing other smaller objects, in order to obtain the smaller objects inside. The object that is smashed is usually a barrel that is made of wood and banded with metal straps. This act is considered by most to be an evil deed. Thus, it may alter one's alignment.

This act is often associated with pillaging. See Pirate.

"Come on, let's smashy barrels?"

by Jack JB July 24, 2008