Smashin' Ass

A posterior which looks awesome in any kind of situation: whether it be jeans, tight pants, thong, pajamas or nothing

This is for my gurl Lauren who has a really smashin' ass. You'd swear it was touched by God Himself

by The_Reaper May 27, 2004

smashin(g)

driving fast. insanely fast. TOO FAST TO HANDLE

"we were smashin' in the jetta"

by beth December 22, 2004

smashin pissers

engaging in sexual intercourse, having sex, fucking, bumpin uglys

"yo Harley i was smashin pissers with this whore named landi last night, then my good buddy clint smashed that shit the next day"

by Cory aka Heater aka Heat February 16, 2008

smashin' ass

Sitting around, doing nothing

Me calling my 81 year old father: "Hey, Dad, whatcha doin'?" My dad: "Smashin' ass."

by HeyLazlo July 11, 2011

smashin' beans

The act of two women, rubbing/ thrusting crotchal regions against one another

Mary and Michelle were totally smashin' beans last night

by Therapist69 November 16, 2014

Smashin Popeyes

Having Sex 1st Then Get'N It in With Your Chicken Afterwards

Conversation:

Friend1: Hey bro, What're you doing tonight?
Friend2: After work im headed home, Because tonight Im Smashin Popeyes

by BlindSide92 November 1, 2017

smashin panochas

When you’re fucking vaginas like a pornstar(hard and quick).

Guy1: what are you doing tonight bro
Guy2: I’m going to be smashin panochas all night long bro
Guy1: damn bro you’re lucky man

by UtzUtz69 September 5, 2022