smartalan

Another, less vulgar, form of the word "smartass."

It means someone who is being a smart aleck, idiotic, or annoyingly smart.

Can be used for dumbass, half-ass, and other "ass" words.

Quit being such a smartalan!

by Paul M. Falcon February 13, 2010

Smackball

Something that is so utterly good that it is, as the kids say "smacking." The "ball" portion of the word denotes the presence of an object or person in which it "smacks."

Kyle: "Yo did you try that Kush Mints yet? I had to buy more it was so good, that shit is Smackball on god"

by 2G Quigg November 13, 2021

Smurfball

The act of blowing papa smurf and then snowballing with a shipmate

Listerine couldn't get the blue out of my mouth after my shipmate smurfballed me.

by TM1 July 27, 2011

Smartacles

Means: Intelligent or smart. Rare use now days. Olden day phrase.

That boy is so smartacles.

by The Best In The World.com May 10, 2010

sharball

A shitty excuse for a packaged piece of software (as opposed to an RPM, DPKG, etc.), commonly used to describe the proprietary garbage that is deployed by commercial third-parties.

Nvidia gave me this half-assed sharball to install on my Linux box.

by lemurdude August 6, 2008

Smartillery

Ordnance that has been designed for use within ballistic weaponary (howitzers, field guns, self propelled artillery) to deliver precision strike capabilities.

The M982 Excalibur is an example of smartillery weapons.

by zimbot099 March 26, 2013

Smackball

A lazy heroin addict, one who does nothing except smack all day and is smacked out all the time without exception

Hey what's olde boy doing these days, you think he wants to go to the concert?
-what? him? he's a smackball, he never leaves the house or does anything except nod out-

by Comrade Plasternasty October 17, 2008