ass scalding diarehea

Scalding hot diarehhea that when you are done you feel the need to stick a popsicle up your asshole for relief.

Man, when I started taking that new medicine, I had ass scalding diarehhea for a week!

by Haywood Chablome April 8, 2005

Smalking

To talk while smoking. To have a mouth full of smoke and then to speak while calmly letting out smoke. Only done with smoking weed, otherwise people are known to look like a douche-fag smalking a cigarette.

- Wow man, im pretty baked. that was fucking great hash

- Yeah, but....."Noises of inhaling smoke"... I would totally not want to go to Vancouver.

- What did you just do right then? Were... Were you just smalking?

- Yes, yes i was.

by Moskowsatch February 13, 2010

salding

it's like malding, when you're both sad and balding.

when my girlfriend broke up with me i was salding
my parents told me i was adopted and i started salding

by Lost Asian December 8, 2019

Spalding Beer

A half empty (or half full depending on how you look at it) can or bottle of beer. Most found during or after private school parties. Occurs when Catholic school boys try to look really cool by saying "hey brah, I drank like 25 beers last night"...when really all they did was drink 3 sips then put the can down to get a new one.

You could get wasted if you drank the SPALDING BEERS that are laying around.

damn, this must have been a private school party...there are lax stix and spalding beers everywhere.

by Biznah September 19, 2005

Scaldings

Term for excitement due to very pleasant results

Skal_Dings

i got an A on my test....SCALDINGS!!!!

Zac: "Hey Sam i brought some beer over...."

Sams Responce: "Scaldings!!!"

by Jasper Copenhagen December 9, 2008

Hog scalding

Noun. A sex act performed in the winter months of Central Florida by the homely wives of Florida Crackers. The act involves filling their mouths with boiling hot water and performing fellatio on their husband's leathery members. The husband then reciprocates with a Beaver Boil by spitting scalding hot water into his wife's vaginal canal.

"Woo boy, Hattie Kilpatrick must be giving Hugh a righteous Hog Scalding tonight!"

by Uncle Club February 2, 2020

smaling

crazy dutchman who wears wooden shoes and is fond of chinese happy endings

by venge April 8, 2003