shmagoggles

All messed up, crooked, in dissaray.

I thought that guy was hot until I saw that his teeth are all shmagoggles!

by sussa May 5, 2009

Smaggle

The act of haggling someone with sexual favors. Persuading them to give you something by seducing them. Often used by students, renters, etc.

She wouldn't give me the remote so I smaggled her for it. Afterwards though, I didn't really need it. I crashed and she watched whatever she watches at night.

Mrs. Anderson wouldn't give me an A on my paper because she said there were too many loose ends. So I smaggled her to bump it up to at least a B+. I probably could have gotten an A if I had an extra inch or two.

I bought this book the other day "Smaggle" it teaches you about the art of using sex to get what you want.

by Anonymystical January 20, 2012

smaggle

To smaggle is to waggle your rear end while discoing. It's a very common action among people who are not so great at dancing.

Darron: Dude, did you see what Clara did at the dance?!

Joe- Oh god, I know right! She did a smaggle because she was so happy after Chris asked her to dance!!

by yukialicious July 26, 2011

shmagoygle

anyone that is against your views and is a "bad guy" in your eyes

"OMFG Voldemort stop being such a shmagoygle" Harry said

by Chronos (screw you spencer) January 23, 2018

smaboogle

To take something that you have no right to, in a manner that you have no right to do.

Tim likes to smaboogle, because he's a cheap bastard.

by Chaos Whistler October 20, 2004

Shagoogle

Instead of saying, "should google", you shagoogle

That is a very interesting question Mallory, shagoogle it!

by Schlorf October 18, 2011

Shmagoogled

Messed up

Bad

Wrecked

That car is shmagoogled
That got completely shmagoogled
My new lego set fell, and now it is completely shmagoogled

by Cosmicat October 24, 2023