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Street Smarts

What John Mulaney was taught by J.J. Bittenbinder all those years ago.
Person 1: I just escaped a kidnapper by throwing my money clip far away and running!
John Mulaney: STREET SMARTS
by BigBlueBunnyBehindBenches January 27, 2021
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smarts

Smarts is a slang term for the knowledge and intellegence every person needs to get along in life. It is are divided into two equally important catagories: Street Smarts and Book Smarts.

Street Smarts are based mostly on common sense and include things such as the ability to interact well in social situations, argue a point in order to get your way, or even lie your ass off if necessary and not get caught while still being able to recognize when someone else is lying.

Book Smarts are more about the knowledge and experience that are developed in school as a kid as well as throughout life. Much of the knowledge that is attributed to book smarts comes from reading (hence the name), but a large amount of it also comes from simple observation of everyday situations.
Jimmy used his street smarts to talk a cop out of giving him a speeding ticket.

Herold used his book smarts to impress the neighbors by quoting Shakespeare.
by shoop August 13, 2006
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smartster

smahrt-ster

noun, Slang.

1. any person who is tech-savvy, tech-trendy, tech-stylish, and/or technologically progressive in a cool way; specially someone who has keen interest in acquiring any sort of smart wearable (e.g. smart bands, smart watches, smart clothing etc.) with the ability to interact with smartphones or any other computerized system.
Maija: Hey Asif, guess what. I just got myself the latest fitness smartband from Fitbit.
Asif: Maija, looks like you're well on your way to becoming a smartster.
by smartster March 3, 2015
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April Smarts

The opposite of April Fools. Tell your friends and family true things, then say, "APRIL SMARTS, I got you."

Invented and celebrated first on April 8, 2011 by Craig Benzine, aka wheezywaiter on YouTube.
Tom: You know what? Don't take out the garbage. Go have the cake that's in the kitchen.

Bob: *finds delicious cake in the kitchen* Hey, thanks!

Tom: April Smarts, I got you!
by mynameiserik April 27, 2011
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smartshitter

noun
someone who knows everything better and even if not he thinks he does and shows that; mostly he does know everything better, usually general knowledge
Two persons are having a conversation about a topic. A third person who is the smartshitter says that it's not correct what A said, it's actually something else and says exactly what it means and where it comes from...
by Apees January 15, 2009
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Porn smarts

knowing about all things sexual. The most effective contracepion, love, relationships, sex toys ect. contrary to popular to what many think most porn stars are not dumb, some having a high I.Q.
I got to get a date with lisa she's got porn smarts.
by Deep Blue 2012 July 22, 2009
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smartscore

(Noun) The IXL scoring system bullshit. also known as dumbscore
kid : *on IXL*
smartscore: *get a thing wrong* -7 points
smartscore: *gets a thing right* +1 point
by i hate ixl September 30, 2020
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