slustard

A girl like a slut she spreads her legs easy and smooth like mustard

"hey dude got myself some slustard, ran so smooth all night

by mitzul September 16, 2009

Sluttarella

A slut denying her Sluttery by thinking she is above commoners who are sluts.

Hey check out Sluttarella, she banged 3 guys last night but says its only cause she was drunk. "Eww I would never do that sober!" she said.

by DaGGyzo February 20, 2009

Slutterd

to be mad or frustrated with a whore.

I was totally slutterd by her bending over

by YoMothersPenis June 6, 2011

slustard

to be messy, or untidy.

particularly gelatinous items

"jeffery! get upstairs and clean your room, its been slustard for over two weeks!"

by listypoos September 20, 2004

Smuttard

A retarded smut.

Ew, Why do you have to be such a smuttard.

That girl is a smuttard.

by mbooboo April 1, 2009

slutgarden

a V.I.P. lounge for sluts who only aim to seduce the lesser population blessed with an IQ of more than a stick.

Slut: hey, wanna plant your seed in the slutgarden?

Man: of course, Miss. just let me finish this paper on Metaphysics.

by JudithMarie January 13, 2011

Slugtard

Noun: A slugtard. A person who wields the reaction speed of a slug. To disguise their fail, they use retarded excuses.

Adj: Slugtarded. A person who is acting or has acted in the ways of a slugtard.

Noun:
(ie: World of Warcraft. As a part of World of Warcraft; Cataclysm, interupting special boss moves can lead to special achievements or simply not failing a fight. A person who misses a 2 second cast time is a Slugtard.)

Adj:
Man1: Whats up?
Man2: Not much man, how about you?
Man1: I hear you were acting pretty slugtarded last night
Man2: Yea, that ball hit me right in the face. I tried to catch it but you know me... Slugtard central right here.
Man:1: ... Fag

by SexySlut2 March 26, 2011