SLURMS

disorder, disturbance, commotion, to cause annoyance

''Stop being such a slurms.''
or
''You're being such a slurms, just get over it!''

by ten hairy toes December 6, 2005

slurm

someone who tries to get by without doing any work. Lazy.

John is being such a slurm today.

He has been slurming around the house all day.

Slurm of the month

Slurm is worm as sloth is to slow.

by Shar-ron October 9, 2008

slurm

like felching...the act of sucking jism out of your partners butthole after busting a huge wad in it

I fucked Mary in the starfish and dumped a huge load in her guts. I had a straw nearby and so I slurmed it....

by Headshok62 October 18, 2008

slurm

noun: sunscreen
verb: put on sunscreen (or any other squishy lotion)

Don't forget to slurm before going to the pool

by kim brown July 14, 2003

Slurm Queen

An incredibly fat girl exposing her fat rolls through her upper-body clothing.

Ah mate, did you see her fat rolls...she's a proper Slurm Queen!

by JH'82 May 23, 2007

slurm

The warm leftover milk, left in a nearly empty glass, bottle or carton.

Dude, finish it! You just left the slurm.

by donkeyboy August 16, 2003

Slurmed

Called derogatory Slurm.

Slurming is a way to describe multiple peope who Slurmed you.

I was Slurmed by this freaky bumblebee the other day.
My fellow Chooms were Slurming me.

by TheRealidentifier June 28, 2025