alpine slucking

The act of fornication as carried out on a sled speeding down a hill. Sledding on a steep incline is not recommended, and the participants risk the threat of serious injury. Just another way to heat up your sex life in those chilly winter months. Common in Norway.

Sledder 1: What the fuck is on that sled?

Sledder 2: Oh, just your aunt and uncle alpine slucking.

Sledder 1: ...

by fornicatia January 4, 2010

Shumpkin

As opposed to the classic blumpkin where you are receiving head while shitting, she is shitting while you receive a blowjob!

Schuyler: yo this girl just sucked my cock while she was shitting!
Oscar: YOU RECEIVED A SHUMPKIN!!!
Schuyler: YEA and I blew my load in her hair

by Moos3mon3y November 19, 2016

Street Slurping

The opposite of road head. The act of getting your pussy licked while driving.

She received some nice street slurping while she was driving her boyfriend to school.

"Hey Wally, I'm feeling frisky"
"How bout I street slurp the fuck out of you"

by EHarps and Walldeezy March 12, 2014

Slurping Oyster

Vigorous cunnilingus performed on a female that results in copious vaginal lubrication. The sound of the tongue rubbing up against the genitalia resembles the sound made when consuming a raw oyster.

Chris: yo man did you hook up with her last night?
Trevert: fuck yeah, I was slurping oyster until she squirted all over my face.
Chris: word.

by BIGDICKNICK May 19, 2014

shlumpkin

Getting head, taking a shit, and smoking a blunt, while eating a sandwich.

I wish my girlfriend would give me a shlumpkin.

by Fuckey McNelligan October 5, 2010

slumming it

When rich kids go and live in poverty for the experience , to prove they are artists, musicians , for entertainment , feel like they are connected to real life , but usually get money from mom, dad, uncle, to exist. And they can leave it anytime they want and go back to the upper middle class and upper class milieu live off of wealthy parents, relatives, friends . As usual they usually go and work in finance and banking and screw the common people . A song by Pulp called Common People is an example in the lyrics .

How's that old ex rich girlfriend of yours doing ?
2: Well she went slumming it in downtown Detroit . She would run around without any shoes and clothes and give services to johns . She then had her daddy bail her out a few months later . Now she's working as a financier, in derivatives , offshoring, writing loans to people who can't afford the mortgage and the like

by ymouszanon September 16, 2018

Stumpling

Another name for a dwarf or midget or small person

look over there at that stumpling riding a three legged donkey

by possiblylewisholms April 22, 2015