Slort

A slort is an odd sound produced rarely by the human body. It is said to sound like the snorting of a person with a cucumber trapped too far down their throat. Slorts are very rare among humans. 3 in 40 humans slort once in their lifetime.

Guy 1 - “Hey man, you okay?”

Guy 2- *slort*

Guy 1 - wtf Larson.

by Justagronk March 29, 2019

Slort

A combination between Slag , whore and slut making the ultimate insult to women

Bro I bet Casandra is a fucking Slort .
Yeah dude , she keeps chewing my fucking pencils.

by Okuya February 21, 2022

Slorts

Dress Slacks cut into shorts, often worn by gay men.

Since when did slorts become an acceptable fashion trend?

by Andy Vantana June 22, 2009