Slormp

When you take a mighty slurp. Deviation of slurp, sip, suck, etc etc, in a doggo language (cronch, lorge etc etc).

Usually used in a joking manner/sarcastic way to insinuate that you are going slurp something inedible.

Jacob: I heard cup of noodles gives you cancer.

Junior: (sticking a fork in a cup of noodles) Slormp!

by Verycarefully June 13, 2017

slorax

n. Girl who is a cross between a slut and a whore, but who is noticeably unattractive. Used to reference one who is ugly as fuck, but somehow ends up having sex with everyone anyway.

Person 1: "Man, apparently John finally got some ass last night"

Person 2: "Yea, but I heard she was a real slorax"

by Yoyo975 September 20, 2009

slore

Part Slut, Part Whore. Enough said.

Did you check out that dirty slore Stephanie last night ? I thought she was going to let those 5 guys run a train on her.

by hawke4me April 7, 2015

Slommy

There’s no clear meaning behind what Slommy actually means and i would say that it is something that’s out of this world. People would say that it means Salami but for me it’s more than that. Slommy helps me get out of bed in the morning. Whenever I’m sad I just think about slommy and instants happiness fills me up. I love slommy and so should you. The world needs more Slommy

“What do you wanna eat today?”

—silence—
“Slommy yes no beans”

by slommyinmyheart April 24, 2020

Sloral

Slow, slow oral sex.

She wanted to bang but I was well into hammerdom so I talked her in to giving me some sloral.

by NYkid420 September 17, 2012

Slarmin' Hard

To do completely unproductive things (surf teh interwebs for pictures of pugs in clothes, watch an entire season of Dr. Who, eat massive amounts of chicken wangs) for excessive amounts of time, especially while in a ridiculously relaxed/possibly unhygienic state.

I'm sorry I couldn't make it to your Bar Mitzvah, Timmy, I was too busy slarmin' hard.

by Uhhh Na Nah Na Nah September 15, 2010

Sloomba

A female who will purposely go for older men;
The opposite of a cougar
Can also be referred to as a pee sack

Margo: Marissa I can't believe you are dating a twenty four year old when you are only 16!

Marissa: yeah.. I guess I will forever be a sloomba.. a pee sack.

Margo: you got that right!

by missyhorse4 October 25, 2011