Sloptart 

A slob with a gelatin-like body. These people are frequently seen on My Morbidly Obese Life lifting up their folds to bathe. Don't feel bad for these people, they did it to themselves.

Jody used to rest bags of Cheetos on his gut while he watched WWE. What a sloptart.

Sloptart by joemammy August 2, 2019

Sloptart 

A women that has been sexually penetrated so many times that her tart is sloppy.

Nichole is a sloptart!

Sloptart by FetaChita November 3, 2010

sloptart 

a douchebag

Ur such a fuckign sloptart for sayign that shit brad

sloptart by justin January 27, 2004

sloptart 

A desert that has been poorly made.

I was eating a sloptart last night and it left a bad taste in my mouth.

sloptart by Ben Bitchell May 1, 2009

sloptart 

insult used to describe a sam mitchell

see also sam mitchell

sloptart by ... November 10, 2004

Slop tart 

Slop tart is a classic term for a girl who is just a flat out train wreck.

Characteristics of a slop tart include one or more of the following: muffin tops, bleach-blond hair, fat tits, fake UGGs, grimy teeth, beef curtains, tramp stamps, orange skin, heavy makeup and herpes.

This is not a girl you take out on a date, sleep with or even show remote interest in. She simply exists so you and your friends can ridicule her endlessly til she decides to find her dignity and change her repulsive ways.

Man 1: You see that girl over there?

Man 2: Yeah, what about her?

Man 1: She used to be hot, but after I dumped her she turned into a total slop tart.

Man 2: Damn, dude!

Slop tart by Gambo1984 February 27, 2011

slop-tart 

One that continuously gets drunk while annoying all those around and occasionally breaking something, eventually leading to legal issues for themselves and friends.

Look at that drunkard, she's a total slop-tart tonight with all the endless rambles and fumbling arounds.

slop-tart by aladiesman October 17, 2008