Slapdick

Slapdick,Someone who doesn't know what the hell they're doing and proceeds to fuck up

what in the hell where you thinking you slapdick!

by wolf15668 October 11, 2013

slop dick

The slimy, slug like state of your taliwacker after engaging in dirty raw sex over a long period of time. It is caused by vaginal secretion and leaves a thick film on your cock that smells similar to the atlantic ocean at low tide.

The morning after Kimbo Slice gave Elizabeth a good raw vagina pounding for several passionate hours, Elizabeth turned to him, saw his slimy hog stuck to the side of his leg and said "Damn Kimbo, your slop dick smelled so bad that I couldnt even sleep all night".

by Scottmikie9 November 24, 2006

Slapdickery

It is an adjective which is used to describe the disagreement of someone else ideology, or if something does not go your way.

"I don't know if I can come to New Years at your place this year"

"Why? School doesn't start until Jan. 9th"

"Not for me, next term starts Jan. 2nd"

"That is some slapdickery right there."

"I concur"

by igotpubichairinmymouth November 19, 2011

slipdick

Codeword for anal intercourse. So named due the excuse often used by the perpetrator (it slipped!)

"I was pounding her so hard I decided to try and get away with a little slipdick."

by Gregory Novak April 21, 2007

SlapDick

Can be used as a rude way to say Kick rocks, go away, and also a conversation ender.

Person 1: Yoo let’s go play football tomorrow morning!!

Person 2: Naaaa, I wanna stay home and play Xbox, SlapDick.

Person 1:....... ok :(......

by Kamikaze Kam April 9, 2020

slapdick

A slapdick is a person who acts in a goofy manner, a clown-like way, or jokes around a lot, no matter the situation, person or place. This person isn’t to be taken seriously or else you will become angered or triggered by this individual. Slapdicks are also known to act like idiots, whether or not this is on purpose depends on person to person. If slapdickery is taken too far, not only can a person’s feelings get hurt, but a person can get physically hurt or even injured.

*sports team proceeds to drop kick and teabag each other over a bag of donuts and someone gets seriously hurt

The Coach: See, this is what happens when you act like a bunch of slapdicks!!!

by The Black 🌚 December 24, 2020

Slapdick

A word that an old white drunk guy calls someone to get their attention. The guy is usually the village idiot and has a scrap pile in his backyard.

Heyy Slapdick how about you come over here and drink a beer?

by TheSauce01 December 25, 2013