2 kool 4 skool

When someone holds so much swag that not even the thickest of teachers can control them.

“He’s so cool”
“Yeah he’s 2 kool 4 skool”
(Talking about moto moto)

by HubbleTheSquid April 22, 2019

SLOLTMS

Silently Laughing Out Loud To Myself.. Because half of the time we say Lol, we really aren't. Used mostly for when theres nothing else to say besides lol, or cool.

Guy" Did you see the truck show, the other day"
Girl"Nope"
Guy"it was pretty awesome!"
Girl"cool"
Guy...sloltms

by Alleycattt12333 January 13, 2011

sloopage

slippery stuff (filling) that invariably spills out from a sandwich - originally appeared in that wonderful book, 'sniglets'

sloopage cost me half my sandwich

by vivek achary July 30, 2008

Sloomba

A female who will purposely go for older men;
The opposite of a cougar
Can also be referred to as a pee sack

Margo: Marissa I can't believe you are dating a twenty four year old when you are only 16!

Marissa: yeah.. I guess I will forever be a sloomba.. a pee sack.

Margo: you got that right!

by missyhorse4 October 25, 2011

sfool

really just fool but was said so angrily he put an s in front. just a way to say fool and make sure people know you r angry

get back to where you come from you.... sfool.

by thecambodia April 5, 2009

Sloope Duke

When a girl's ass is so flat that it looks as if to be a continuation from her back, straight to her thighs. When the back pockets of her jeans are touching. A.K.A. completely lacking booty.

Damn dude, that girl got a Sloope Duke. Her as is so flat, when she lay's on a table, her entire backside touches.
Where is her ass? Its GONE!!

by The Booty Spectator January 27, 2010

publik skools

Shining examples of accountability and discipline. Where you can send your kids for the best edjumaction around. (Obviously not written by a publik skool kid)

After I gradueted from publik skools, I got hired at buger keng for 5.15/hr. In dese here gubment skools, day sed it duddnt matta if ya ded a gud jub, jest feel guud about yerself. I so feil guud about miself wen I smoke crak every da n'sit on my lazi ass waitin' fur my gubment cheese. I luv da federal guverment of amerika!

by J. Malik October 12, 2005