Goobie snoobert

A really silly person.

Someone who's brain is as big as a walnut :).
This person smells like majestic mushrooms.

You're such a goobie snoobert

by anandaMCbananahead June 17, 2023

Hob Goblin Knob Slobberer

Someone who gives the gluck gluck 9000 without question. Someone well versed in the gush gwuak gag. They literally suck life out of you.

Typically your ex girlfriend who you’ll never experience this act from again.

Guy 1: Dude, i miss my ex so bad.

Guy 2: Thats only cause shes a Hob Goblin Knob Slobberer
Guy 1: True, i miss that gluck gluck 9000.

by Dusty Knuckles November 23, 2020

Slobbery Long John

Also known as "Slobbery Long Jawn".

After receiving a blow job from a girl on the top bunk of bunk beds, the act of jumping down to the ground in such a way that your slobbery, erect penis slaps the person occupying the bottom bunk in the face.

Now you are really gonna get it... I was only going to shroom slap you, but now I'm going to give you a slobbery long john!

by Rampaging Lumberjack September 29, 2009

scoobered

scoobered means been drunk or been stonned

oi mate my head spinning

lol mate your scoobered

by jack watson February 27, 2008

Shoober

A shoober is a heckin cute doggo that typically sports thick white fluff and a smile that goes on for days. A slang term for a shoober is “Samoyed”.

Wow, that’s one good shoober doin a loud bork!

by LetosMadre December 31, 2017

Slobber Copter

When you get your dick sucked and right after it has been sucked by a female preferably, you perform the helicopter with your penis

After Abigail sucked my dick I started swinging my slobber copter

by ChazBente November 17, 2018

Boober Smoober

one who is overly obsessed with boobs therefore is constantly getting smothered by boobs.

yo that pimp is acting like such a boober smoober. "yo pimp, get those titties out of your face"

by Patrick and Jarret September 26, 2008