Pink Socked

During non-lubed anal sex the male pulls out abruptly and savagely, leaving the rectum in question protruding like a rolled up pink sock.

Viv: Damn girl you look sore!
Sally: Yeah that bastard I went home with last night pink socked me, and now my farts sound like a New Year's eve party favor.

by Buck Futz June 7, 2009

pussy shocked

When one no longer seeks the vagina for fear of suffering the same fate as a previous occurence with a different woman.

Dude Benny why are you being such a pansy?
I think im pussy shocked.

by Brian_D December 18, 2007

Slickedness

The combination of the words "slick" and "wickedness" to end up with a single word to express both words with less effort. (Example, Ginormous)

Thats so slick! No thats pure wickedness! No, thats pure slickedness!

by PornSoldier December 15, 2006

Slicked

Getting merked at FIFA with samba skills and wonder goals.

Ajay: Barty you got slicked at FIFA, you suck

by a-gay February 16, 2010

shocked my pants off

to be surprised; astounded; blown away

It shocked my pants off to hear about the 70-year-old lady who gave birth to twins last week!

by Ka.N.To October 28, 2012

Slonked

Adjective:
1. The state of a slinky being tangled in itself.
Verb (Slonk):
2. The action of tangling a slinky in itself.

Person 1: Hey, I just fell down the stairs while trying to imitate a slinky.
Person 2: You good?
Person 1: Yeah, but my slinky got slonked on the way down.
Person 2: That sucks, it’ll take like 2 hours to get it back to normal.

by Emperor Chicken August 28, 2023

Yellow Socked

When a drunk person pisses all over your feet.

Daniel just yellow socked me NOOOOOO!

by Iamthelaw1987 February 26, 2011