Sloshed

To get really fucked up or to be completely wasted.

You were sloshed at the party, you drank a whole bottle of Jack.

by Jarred's Sandy Vagina June 25, 2006

Smished

Meaning a delirious state of intoxicated happiness. A euphoric version of "smashed". Popularised in the French Alps, and holds great connections with Après-ski (the act of getting "smished" after a hard day's skiing).

Best pronounced using an Australian accent.

Let's smish things up
I was beyond smished last night
I'm smished, and you're beautiful

by Canada-Fougere February 27, 2011

Sloshed

When a person is very intoxicated/drunk

"Dude, Max and I got so sloshed lastnight at Keith's party!"

by bubblegum1991 June 27, 2008

slisher

A fuzzy little man peach who always seeks moral high ground and never succumbs to the bottom feeder mentality of alcoholism.

"That guy really cares about people so much."

"Yeah he's a real Slisher, that fucking cunt."

by ClapDemCheekies June 28, 2019

Sloshed

A terms for being very under the influence of drugs or alcohol.

I was 'sloshed' that night at Bennys.

by FontE November 5, 2003

splished

Getting extremely turned on and slightly creaming ones pants, as a result of hearing or seeing a car.

Car: *Vroom*
Lenard: Ohhhh! I have seemed to have just splished a little Martin.
Martin: Oh yes Lenard, it was a nice sounding car. I wish I could smurth his nephew.

by CumInDaBum September 10, 2018

sloshed

To get so merrily inebriated on alcohol that you to do things you wouldn't normally do.

I was so sloshed I ate a Kebab and woke up next to a Monster.

by ozzymandius June 23, 2007