slitch

n. (archaic) a combinate form of the words "slide" and "pitch" to denote a sideways motion with an accompanying rotational "roll" and/or "yaw" variance.

Ex: "The kitchen took a slitch." (from "The Wizard of Oz" movie)

by JeffHL December 14, 2008

Slitch

(aj) a simplified word which contains two words; someone who cheats on you with one of your friends.

guy 1: mikayla is such a slitch!
guy 2: i know right! fuck her and her gf, you can do much better

by PleaseBeOffended October 9, 2012

Slitchorank

The perfect combination of Slut, Bitch, Whore and Skank.

"GURRRL, YOU DID NOT JUST PUT THAT DICK IN YO MOUTH. DONT BE SUCH A SLITCHORANK ,AMANDA. "

by LOLAMANDASAWHORE December 3, 2009

Slootch

Not quite hetero and not quite homo but a cuckold that enjoys cleaning up his wife orally after getting her pfolds rocked.

Usually is a person that believes in adult fairy tales (religion); a sad display of a human being that loves to gargle semen.

A creampie guzzler.

The act of eating another man's pie from his woman.

One who eats another man's semen regardless of its location.

That slootch lapped it up after I nutted in his woman.

He slootched it after we ran a train on her.

That slootch finally got his dream job... ...jizz mop boy off of 42nd street.

He got herpes from slootching at gangbangs off of craigslist.

by Pfold Damager September 5, 2011

slotch whore

A girl who likes to be creampied while rubbing garbage on herself

That girl loves to be slotchy

Marc Hankey is such a dirty slotch whore

by i live in a well on the moon May 4, 2016

Slitchy

-adjective

1. taking on the characteristics of a bitch (spiteful, malicious), due to lack of sleep.

"Sometimes my wife gets so tired when we travel, she starts to lash out at me; it's way past sleepy, she's being straight up slitchy... but I love her anyway."

by Real_Life_Wookie September 5, 2014

Slotch

Noun: Slutty crotch

Get off my boyfriend, you slotch (followed by punch)

by Sancho April 28, 2003