SPErpes

SPERPES refers to an outbreak of herpes amongst the brothers of Sigma Phi Epsilon fraternity, hence the SPE - ERPES.

The brothers of the SigEp chapter at Vanderbilt University all contracted SPERPES from their groupies.

by SPERP April 26, 2007

serpes

A venerial disease contractable by having sex with the reptilian aliens who masquerade as humans and control all world governments.

"Did you hear she got serpes? Yeah, she's been sleeping with a senator.

by AsaTJ May 30, 2011

Serpes

The virus caught by those new to search engine marketing. Typically characterized by beginning to use the abbreviation SERPs in conversation and email. Further, those newly infected will display a heightened interest in analytics and any shred of information regarding the algorithms that determine how pages rank in search engines.

Leads to becoming an Algoholic.

Ooh boy I just gave my new clients teh Serpes - they just sent me links to Search Engine Watch articles from 2004.

by GFrench February 23, 2008

slerped up

an act of getting some head and or being swallowed

i got slerped up so good last night

by nlr February 27, 2008

sqerpes

sqerpes is basically spiral herpes. and it makes for a great come back. =D

dan: ahh matt your such a bender

matt: yer well at least i dont have sqerpes.

viewing crowed: oow dan u just got dosed

by TAMESKATE April 19, 2010

Scerpes

A disgusting combination of scabies and herpes

The hooker down the street gave me scerpes

by Charles H. Noonan May 26, 2017

slerpies

mouth herpes

jim got slerpies from savannah. you mean from 7-11 , no you get slerpies from having oral sex on a herpes infested twat

by Harold Bauls March 23, 2021