sleepwalk

Sneaking out in the middle of the night, unbeknownst to your parents, and wondering around. Usually involves walking on train tracks. Also, almost always involves going to the local convenience store to buy food and drinks.

Yo man, you wanna sleepwalk tonight? My parents are going to be passed out drunk so they won't hear me escape out the downstairs window.

by SgtPepper12188 July 4, 2006

Sleepjacker

One who Jacks-off in his sleep

I woke up with a sore shoulder, because I'm a compulsive sleepjacker.

by A2jorge June 17, 2020

sleepwalkinqqq

The jerk buttface meanie owner of syn hcf, false bans and hack smhhhhhh

Damnit theres sleepwalkinqqq be nice or she will ban u

by OfficialTesco September 29, 2020

sleepwalkin

walkin around acting like your drunk off your ass when really your just walkin around while asleep

This dude walked into my room and fell asleep again underneath my desk, pantsless. i thought he was drunk but he was makin way to much "sense" to be drunk and didn't smell like he'd been drinking. when i looked over from my bed and asked him wtf he was doin he said he had a dream that involved me and blood and asked where his pants were. he then tried to wear my bookbag as pants out of my room. i got my bookbag back and told him to go back to bed im fine. next morning he wakes up and doesn't remember s**t. only reason dude knew he did it was he came downstairs and is like why are my pants on the kitchen floor...

by Grizzant September 11, 2005

sleepwalk sex

When someone has sex with somebody else while sleepwalking, and usually doesn't even know that they did it.

Dude, John slept over my house last night, and he gave it to me up the ass at 1 a.m. while muttering something about trees!
Ahh, so he had sleepwalk sex with you?
Yup.

by Nirvana_Girl July 26, 2011

sleepwalkin

when you out yo fuckin mind cus you jus drank that lean

me n my nigga jojo wus sleepwalkin like a bitch

by B.Gizzle420 February 19, 2010

SLEEPWALKING

Walking whilst looking at your smartphone.

This is sometimes accompanied by repeated eye flickering, as the offender attempts to navigate themselves poorly without collision.

A side-effect of smartphone addiction.

He sleepwalked right into me.

She was sleepwalking, and unaware of her surroundings.

I'm tired of constantly dodging sleepwalkers.

by Jaytecx August 1, 2022