Sleepwanking

Indulging in the act of masturbation while sleeping, usually performed by a man during a period of sexual frustration.

Tim has never had sex. One day, he woke up in his bed with a puddle by his side; he was sleepwanking.

by Elvis O'Keefe September 27, 2011

SLEEPWALKING

Walking whilst looking at your smartphone.

This is sometimes accompanied by repeated eye flickering, as the offender attempts to navigate themselves poorly without collision.

A side-effect of smartphone addiction.

He sleepwalked right into me.

She was sleepwalking, and unaware of her surroundings.

I'm tired of constantly dodging sleepwalkers.

by Jaytecx August 1, 2022

Sleepwalking Mexican

1 part absenthe
1 part patron
Shake over ice and serve in sombrero

After i gave her many sleepwalking mexicans, she found out what a leaky faucet was.

by Jon Jinx January 20, 2020

Sleepwacking

1.When you are exhausted, going in and out of sleep mode, but still masturbating
2.Boston pronunciation of “sleepwalking”

Although it had been a long day, I found myself sleepwacking late last night

by Juxtaposin April 17, 2020

Sleepwalking

Someone that is, currently well and alive, being searched for termination.

Dissin on the gang, he dont know he sleepwalking.

by Webster's Dictionary (Ext.) November 5, 2022

YouTube Sleepwalking

When you fall asleep watching YouTube only to find the next day that you've ended up on a different channel you don't even recognize. This is usually the result of leaving autoplay on.

Matthew: Dude, I was YouTube Sleepwalking last night...
Chris: Really?
Matthew: Yeah. I was watching a let's play. When I woke up, my phone was playing some porn video!

by ThatInternetDweller February 12, 2017

Jersey Sleepwalking

When you sleepwalk in the middle of the night to the couch and watch back to back episodes of the Jersey Shore.

I must have been Jersey Sleepwalking hard last night; there are 3 recent episodes watched in my Hulu account and I can't even remember.

by ohhellooooooo September 24, 2020