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Sleep

Proper Noun - s le' p

Kinda llike a drug but you're hooked at birth. As you grow older and worked f*%#ed up hours and invest in a life, you go through withdrawl.

Withdrawl Symptoms:
Heavy eye lids, tired muscles, confusion, boredom, being on the computer at 3:00am (after work), watching reruns of the 10:00pm news.

Treatment:
Well. there are three ways we can go with this;
1. Kicking the habit: Continue with withdrawl. soon enough you'll replace your blood with bawls, jolt, or coffie. You may go crazy, but you'll have more time on your hands.
2. Overdose: Keep your funny hours at work. When you get home from work on Friday, just crash on your bed and sleep right through the weekend.
3. Work around it: Ask for different hours at work. When your boss laughs in your face, reffer to methods 1 and 2.

Side affects of taking Sleep include:
Refershed feeling, more energy, better attitude towards life, better pefromance in the workplace, addiction.
"I need to get some more SLEEP."
by KayJay_RJY6EK November 30, 2004
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"Sleep? Yeah, I've done that one time."
by - and no surprises October 2, 2005
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Sleep

The best excuse to be unproductive for eight or more hours every day.
There's really no need for coffee or energy drinks,
Just get some sleep.
by Cripple in da 651 April 5, 2008
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when the body becomes in an unconsious state and the body's five senses are not intact,a time for rest typically eight hours a night,you may have a dream about something you were thinking about before you fell asleep,unfortunely there are many sleep disorders such as insomnia and sleep apnea.many people use stimulants such as caffeine to prevent falling asleep.you re-energize during sleep.The average human spends one third of their life sleeping.
I'm so tired i need sleep.I love sleep it's my favorite thing to do.
by jaket February 24, 2008
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Something that you're reluctant to do, but don't want to stop after you start.
Damnit, what did you wake me up for? It's 3 in the morning! I'm going back to sleep.
by Mike the Ekim October 10, 2005
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God I hope she doesn't read this!
by aereilly August 3, 2003
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Sleep is best.
by sleepisbetter June 12, 2003
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