slazenger trackies

The make of trousers worn by chavs or extremely unfashionable men or women, who use their expired McDonald's card to buy a cheese burger who everyone knows is for pussy's and low life's

'Oi lads about to boss maccers with my slazenger trackies and the lads

by Alan Johnson June 17, 2015

slazenger’s

slazenger’s are a type of clothing, known as noncey and normally get made fun of-shildon(bishop auckland)(the scruffs) where them, normal people get embarrassed to be seen in slazenger itself, it’s a logo of a Leopard jumping which makes it very hard to tell if it’s puma or not, you could make it look like your wearing puma instead of slazenger to save the embarrassment

“oh shoot i’m wearing slazenger’s”

by big gypo December 9, 2019

slazenger

Sex Act; Manual stimulation of the clitoris, vulva and/or vagina with a partner approaching from the front. The hand, palm up, is placed on the female genitalia to induce arousal using the fingers in a back and forth, rubbing motion. Often times done in public in a discreet manner. Different techniques include the 1 finger, 2 finger, the full count and the hook.

After a few drinks, Dave placed his hand between his date's legs and vigorously started giving her the slazenger right on the dance floor for all to see.

by The Daley Grimes December 11, 2015

scatmonger

One that sells emotional crap for personal benefit to the the detriment of buyers and public, i.e. Al Sharpton.

Sharpton's scatmongering in Ferguson made things worse.

by tonto loco March 13, 2015

Glittery Slazenger

An underground sexual move known only by golf professionals. Right as the female is about to orgasm you insert a handful of glitter and a Slazenger golf ball into the vagina. The golf ball produced after this erotic explosion is undeniably the best golf ball in the world. No hole is safe from the glittery Slazenger.

Sam: My god Mikey how far did you hit that golf ball? You just got the first ever hope in one on a par five!
Mikey: Nothing flies like a glittery Slazenger!

by TheGolfPro May 7, 2015

Slazanger

This is when a man squats over his partner around the chest area with the woman lying on her back. While squatting over her chest the male begins to deficate through a tennis racket (must be a Slazanger) onto his partners chest.

"did you hear about Gill?"
"No, what happened?"
"Dave Slazangered her last night, she's in hospital!"
"is she ok?"
"No"

by Sla-Zen-Ger January 19, 2010

shagmonger

(Adj)a person who advocates shagging policies.
(V) shagmongering

Wow, he's quite the shagmonger.

John went shagmongering

by EndTask October 2, 2007