Slaunching

verb

To move rapidly in any direction, usually upwind, in order to not be offended by one's own stench.

You may have showered at someone else's house, Jill, but it's just a matter of time before you come slaunching back to me.

by Mikey the Sub-Genius December 13, 2017

slaunch donkey

Biggest bass you'll ever done see.

Wow, I was at the lake and I caught this slaunch donkey

by The slaunch April 7, 2017

Slaunch sauce: the place in a body of water where you know just by looking that there is a slaunch within.

Man, just around the bend is the slaunch sauce where I caught that slaunch donkey.

by Bassmaster82 May 15, 2019

A word that can replace any verb or action. Often, but not always, describing a grabbing or painful motion.

Omg!!! Becky that guy is so hot you should slaunch his number

Haili would stop talking about Peter so I slaunched her across the face