Swagcident

An incident in which an individuals swagger is so strong that normal actions are equivalent to spitting game.

"Yo i just walked by and your girl just gave me her number. I didn't even ask for it!" "Pure swagcident."

by gnarbreh April 12, 2010

Snaccident

Unintentionally eating an entire pizza, party size bag of chips or meal without a meal in mind.

person 1: "Hey!! You ate all the pizza before I got home!"
person 2: " Umm, It was a snaccident. I wasn't that hungry , but the pizza was gone before I knew what happened!"

by Niffsie February 10, 2017

saccident

Accidentally glimpsing a drag queen's scrotum. Can also be used when a man cuts himself while shaving his balls or when he's freeballing and gets his nuts caught in his zipper.

Kathleen: OMG, Did you see Dixie Longate last night at Manhole?

Chad: Did I ever! She was on the floor doing high kicks and I saw her gonads.

Kathleen: Sounds like she had a saccident!

by The Benigma January 2, 2009

Snaccident

When you eat something cause you got Munchies that you weren’t supposed to eat. If you are on a diet or the snack food in question did not belong to you , etc.

Sally: what happened to all the cake?
Sally’s roommate : I didn’t mean to eat all of it, honestly it was a midnight Snaccident.

by ROBERTA FRAPPLES January 5, 2020

smaccident

To smack an individual or object by accident.

First used (albeit unintentionally) in the phrase, "Accident, smaccident!" that belittles the claim that something occurred by chance.

(Jim hits bob)

Jim: Ow! What was that for?
Bob: I don't know-- it was a smaccident!

by 50commonyears January 19, 2010

Shopcident

The act of accidentally shopping.

I had a few things in my Amazon basket and did not delete those things I really did not want to buy and accidentally purchased them. This was an unforeseen shopcident.

by GruntZog July 3, 2020

Shaccident

Noun. When one mistakenly shacks (shares a bed/spends the night romantically, the act of sex isn't a shack requirement) with someone for an evening, whether it was a drunken mistake or turns ugly later. The term can be used to refer to the incident itself or the person shacked with.

I had a shaccident. I shacked with that guy, and now he's clingy like a parasite. OR That was a total shaccident. I didn't realize how ugly she was until this morning. OR He's a shaccident. I meant to shack with his friend instead. OR She's a shaccident. She was a terrible kisser.

by Nerdpimp March 21, 2009